Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Humair Ishtiaq or "HI-tler"?



Have you ever seen "HITLER" conducting a course "creative writing"?Oh yes!we the students of Mass Com KU are blessed with this honor.He is "HUMAIR ISHTIAQ"-our teacher,commonly known as "HI" but we prefer to call him "HI-Tler".It may be a fortune or a misfortune,that he has been assigned third time to us.He possesses all the qualities which even real Hitler would have dreamed for.

Humair Ishtiaq.Credit :Ayesha Ahmad
His supressed smiles,long thick moustaches, puffy hair cut and a rectangular frame at nose are enough to impress the innocent newbies of the university.They just donot know that after few months they will be mocking hard at their fates that this person with the geeky looks is a Hitler inside.No doubt with all of these qualities he still manage to engage the students with light fun which inturns create a healthy and a friendly atmosphere.Contrary to his occasional lectures,his routine lectures are more like lessons to the young army soldiers.Ah! young soldiers who have to bear this HI-tler all the time and have to accept everything as it is.The lecture hall in his presence seems like a "TORTURE CELL" where students cant even dare to utter a word-yet asking questions is a far-fetched idea.

He also bears some kind qualities in him which offcourse doesnot suit him =D.If historical war hero Hitler comes and see those kind qualities in him then he will shoot(us,not him).So what if kindness is a trait which has nothing to do with him all the year long?He shows much of it ALWAYS during exams-doesnt matter even if they are just the "PASS-MARKS".What does a blind want,two eyes?So we want MARKS only:D There is a simple solution to this issue.Hi-tler isnot interested in whatever the rubbish we write in the exam copies,similarly we are also not interested in attending his lectures.We know we will get 50/100.kind enough,eh ;D?

Lets see after reading this humourous article on him,which award does Hi-tler decide to decorate my shoulder with!! =P

P.S:We had our mid-term exam today in which we were asked by Humair Ishtiaq to write an observational humour on him.We had only 30 mins and 30 marks to write for.I could only come up with this. I know its more satirical than humour:D Awaiting your comments and thoughts!!

36 comments:

Hasaan Rafique said...

Hehehe :P

Nice, just hope he does not see this blogpost or he'll try to prove that he is hitler :P

Nice post :P :)

ReeBz said...

It doesnot matter Hasaan:D HI-tler was the one who made me start this blog :D and once again he was the one who made me write this about him :D

filpaki said...

LOL! i have landed here right at the time :D was missing this place since many days and whoa nice piece of humour you have created!
Lets see, what does he decide to do with y0u aapa ji =D

hina said...

ROFL XD!
hey girl save your head from him now =D ager fail ker dia to kia karo gi lil babY =D?i liked that u didnot attack him personally or much on his physical features :D

Mad Gir| said...

@hassan doesnt matter whether he will read dis blog post because we all wrote GOOD words for him in HIS paper =p
@reebz .. Oh yes .. was a golden chance for us to HI-t HI-tler d mOst :P

ReeBz said...

Lol He is not as bad as you people thinking yaar :D he always invites critcism but he just demand one thing from us- that we should be able to create a link and a logic with all the rubbish we intend to write:D
This is the only condition and you will get pass marks.Even if you donot follow this condition you will get pas marks then too xD!:P

ReeBz said...

LOL! mad girl loved this word plat HIt-Hi-tler :D!!

smarty said...

heheh kamal ker dia aap ne to :D

Ayesha said...

hahaha great piece of writing... :P hez exactly da same... :D

ReeBz said...

Smarty
Thanks =)

ayesha!
hey thank you so much for the comment at the blog itself rather than commenting only at facebook!I'm appreciated by your presence :)

Akhtar Wasim Dar said...

Humair Ishtiaq is a very good writer and I particularly enjoy his writings on cricket and his appraisals and reviews on books. Being a genuinely intelligent person he also likes others to be creative and honest to their thoughts. Reebz I think he will enjoy the lovely caricature written by you.

Thinking said...

hmm...its lovely...and its charming...

Well...I wish I could have someone write something like that on me....sigh...

May be I should try teaching and will ask children to write about me...

Just a joke.

But the article is good...If I were the teacher...your marks are perfect....hmm....

ReeBz said...

Sir Akhter
Thanks for your comments.No doubts he is one of the best writers of our country and needs no introduction.His writings in DAWN are a proof of his intellectual abilities.I like that he demands only one thing from his students that they should be able to create a proper link and a logic to whatever they write.
Today he came and umm we guessed that he was a bit angry on all those writings of yesterday.Hmm he has logic to feel angry as some stupid students found it a golden chance to say whatever they want AGAINSt him.I tried my best to not to be personal and avoid attacking his personality.But i called him hitler, hope he had not taken it as an attack on his personality :S I think he shouldnot,i didnot attack his physical appearence,na?

ReeBz said...

Thinking
Thanks to you too.I'm appreciated. I made few of my university fellows to read this article and they also liked it. I just wish k Sir humair k standard peR b poora utre :S I agree it was not as refined as it is here in a form of blog post cause i had just 30 minutes and it was a bit more random.I have also missed many things here cause i donot rememner all what i wrote in the exam.
I have not made additions here but yes, have improved some sentence-formation!

Connie L. Nash said...

If he gets beyond any irritation or huffiness at the less than adoring pieces about him, then we will know he is surely a deeply transformed human being...

As I always knew, you do have the gift of satire...which was what I meant about going ahead and using your "attitude" in your work.

Hopefully your dear teacher will survive and thrive?

R. Ramesh said...

hiiii..i have so many colleagues from karachi and lahore and am happy to visit yr blog...real good one...stay connected and best wishes boss..

ReeBz said...

Ramesh, hello welcome to my blog :)
Thanks for dropping by and also thanks a bunch for following my blog :)

Namrah Mahmood said...

:D :D
Depicting true sentiments of student life, the post is BRILLIANTLY REFRESHING dear! :)
and i would appreciate the way u describe HI, from his traits to his appearance.
I m in love with ur skills of describing things and personalities.
And hopefully HI will also find this creative piece very interesting! (as u have carefully avoided any rude, harsh or personal remark).
Am glad to be at ur space Reebz. :)

ReeBz said...

Namrah thank you for sucha detailed comment full of appreciation :) I'm refreshed after reading it seriously =D
I hope i get pass marks atleast :D Actually he doesnt give even a mark more than pass marks to anyone at all.Atleast i havnt noticed it in these 2 years :D It will be my achievment if i get 16/30 rather than 15/30:D

Komal Ali said...

HAHA! :p
This was worth a good laugh.
One reason why I don't want to go to university in Pakistan. :D

ReeBz said...

Komal ali
thanks for coming and dropping your comment :)
lol but university life is fun.no doubt m gonna miss it :P

R. Ramesh said...

cheers n best wishes friend:)

ReeBz said...

Ramesh
Once again you are here,:) thanks. I hope you will keep visiting my blog in future as well :)

qudsia malik said...

mashallah nihayat bareek beni say likhi jany wali tajziati reprt peeesh ki hai ALLAH kry zorr qalam or ziada.

ReeBz said...

Thanks Qudsia :)

T.H.Rizvi said...

humoron a taecher is already very difficult to write, But on HI, in 30mins it is toughest. well done reebz!!

Umer Islam said...

Every batch give different names to Sir Humair depending on the experiences they get from him.
We call him "Mangal Panday". But nevertheless He is the best. M.A final evening

ReeBz said...

Umer Islam:
How surprised I am to see a comment from HI's student! Thanks for commenting :)

Mangal pandey is quite common. My class fellow used to call him maNgal pandey too.But i really have no odea what character is Mangal :-/

umer said...

good comments +

Anonymous said...

haha, i was searching for HI articles, and found this, its so true, some of us still knw him as Hi-tler and some as Mangal Pandey :P
He still treat us in same way, today was his last class of news writing aur jaatey jaatey bhi semester ki tention dey gaey, jitna bhi karlo, koi na koi mistake tou lazmi pakarni hai.

we are so blessed to having him as our teacher, he urges us to think out of the box , to think like a professional journalist. i wish he will continue teaching us in next semesters too...

Haan Sahab :P

Arsalan

(trying from last 10 minutes to post this comment, havn't succeed yet, let me try to post it as anonymour )

ReeBz said...

Arsalan
LOl its a pleasent surprise to see more of his students here for me :P thinking out of boX :P lol thats his fav sentence!
btw i have comment moderation on at my blog, thatswhy your comment wasnot appearing :)

azhar said...

ReeBz
marks kitnay aye thay???

ReeBz said...

azhar:

I am a position holder =) result may me announce hoa tha isi year! I duno how much marks i got in MIDs but total marks were 71. We have been shifted to lahore, so all these news from scoring good in HI's paper and securing second position were brought to me by uni friends =)

Omer ali said...

what was with 'Haan Sahab' ? sorry i couldn't catch up properly. Maybe he's a post-modernist despite of his uptight looks and followed (because i believe students are more likely to annoy the tough teachers) :

“For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.”

Ahmed Affan . said...

Lol.. i love the write up.

a.affan [HI-tler's son] =D

ReeBz said...

OMG!!
a.affan : are you really Sir Hi's son 0_o? I am pleasantly surprise to receive this comment from you.

Thanks :D

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