Have you ever seen "HITLER" conducting a course "creative writing"?Oh yes!we the students of Mass Com KU are blessed with this honor.He is "HUMAIR ISHTIAQ"-our teacher,commonly known as "HI" but we prefer to call him "HI-Tler".It may be a fortune or a misfortune,that he has been assigned third time to us.He possesses all the qualities which even real Hitler would have dreamed for.
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| Humair Ishtiaq.Credit :Ayesha Ahmad |
His supressed smiles,long thick moustaches, puffy hair cut and a rectangular frame at nose are enough to impress the innocent newbies of the university.They just donot know that after few months they will be mocking hard at their fates that this person with the geeky looks is a Hitler inside.No doubt with all of these qualities he still manage to engage the students with light fun which inturns create a healthy and a friendly atmosphere.Contrary to his occasional lectures,his routine lectures are more like lessons to the young army soldiers.Ah! young soldiers who have to bear this HI-tler all the time and have to accept everything as it is.The lecture hall in his presence seems like a "TORTURE CELL" where students cant even dare to utter a word-yet asking questions is a far-fetched idea.
He also bears some kind qualities in him which offcourse doesnot suit him =D.If historical war hero Hitler comes and see those kind qualities in him then he will shoot(us,not him).So what if kindness is a trait which has nothing to do with him all the year long?He shows much of it ALWAYS during exams-doesnt matter even if they are just the "PASS-MARKS".What does a blind want,two eyes?So we want MARKS only:D There is a simple solution to this issue.Hi-tler isnot interested in whatever the rubbish we write in the exam copies,similarly we are also not interested in attending his lectures.We know we will get 50/100.kind enough,eh ;D?
Lets see after reading this humourous article on him,which award does Hi-tler decide to decorate my shoulder with!! =P
P.S:We had our mid-term exam today in which we were asked by Humair Ishtiaq to write an observational humour on him.We had only 30 mins and 30 marks to write for.I could only come up with this. I know its more satirical than humour:D Awaiting your comments and thoughts!!
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